I'm allergic to bee/wasp venom

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 10/24/2016 at 20:06 • Filed to: Hudson or AMC?

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And now we have European Hornets:

They come out at night, get in my house, are aggressive, and can kill me if I’m not careful.

Our large and entertaining friend Daniel is over tonight and he killed one. My wife killed one with her hands without getting stung.

Seriously fuck these things.

LongbowMkII > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:09

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Your wife is a badass.

wiffleballtony > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:09

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Trump will put a 35% tariff on those European wasps, American Wasps for American Jobs.

TheHondaBro > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:09

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European? I’m allergic to communism as well, my fellow red-blooded MURIKAN.

jkm7680 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:11

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Found one in my house last week. They’re fuckin big.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:11

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Need help torching the place

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > jkm7680 10/24/2016 at 20:18

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I’d say they’re the size of my thumb

At least they’re not the giant Asian ones:

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > LongbowMkII 10/24/2016 at 20:19

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She says “thank you.”

JGrabowMSt > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:20

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Im in your boat. Theyre at my girlfriends house. Its bad because I like sitting on the deck or swing.

fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:21

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I’ve never been stung by any of those bastards, and I’m afraid to find out if I’m allergic to stings. I’m allergic to everything else on earth. Nutella can kill me, for fuck’s sake.

jkm7680 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:24

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Gahhhh

dogisbadob > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:27

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do you have a cat that can eat them?

We need to import honey buzzards, which eat these things.

Birddog > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:38

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Son of a didley! You need tennis rackets for those!

jimz > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:42

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aggressive wasps should be nuked from orbit. I had an infestation of what I thought were yellowjackets in my apartment a couple of years ago. but then I found out that the “yellowjackets” which are common around me aren’t actually Eastern Yellowjackets, nor are they hornets. these build paper nests on wood structures, so they were actually German Wasps. And true to their reputation, they were very ill-tempered. it’s no fun waking up at 3:30 in the morning because a couple crawled into your bed and stung you in your side. even though it’s cold and they’re loopy, they still know how to sting.

So, to sum up:

facw > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 20:42

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Rico > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/24/2016 at 21:20

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How do they get in your house? Gotta solve that problem first.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Rico 10/25/2016 at 08:35

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They fly in when the door opens. They’re attracted to light.

Rico > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/25/2016 at 10:19

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Oh damn I thought maybe a hole or opening somewhere or a vent. Maybe try spraying Raid or other pesticide around the opening of your door? The lingering odor in the air might repel them.